I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR
One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
why do potatoes make good detectives
because their eyes r always peeled